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"Alam kong hindi niya kasalanang magmahal ng iba, pero sana hindi ka niya sinasaktan." - text ni Beb (02.01.05)
* Thursday, December 2 *
The following article contains some language and scenario that may not be suitable for your appetite. It is not recommended for you to read this if you wish to have your meals soon.
I was telling these stories to my cousin (with whom I live with, but ironically, don't get to talk to) two days ago, and I realized that there was one common factor in them. Poo.
Yeah sure, it sounds icky and disgusting for me to even be writing this here... but I can't help it. They're just so amusing... and I want to share them to you. Anyway, you don't have any choice naman... its still MY blog... kaya nga ako nag-disclaimer sa taas para if ever, wag niyo na lang basahin.
To continue... these stories involve people I work with and who are really very dear to me. And because I love them and their little quirks, I'm going to keep their anonymity and use different names... its up to you to figure out who these people are. Hehehe.
Poo Tale 1: Far & Away
I've been working with Charlie since June this year, and he's been one of the closest, dearest people to me. He has this enormous appetite for food, which was forgivable because, well... he's a guy, and he's very, very active.
Last week, he attended several events which involved -- you guessed it -- FREE FOOD. Lots of them. Siyempre, the poor (poor daw oh!) Charlie cannot resist but eat, eat and EAT! He was so full by the time he went back to the office that before he could even get up and go to his other itinerary for the day, he felt a strong urge to poo. However, he was kind of ashamed of doing the horrible act inside the comfort room near our office, so he grabbed another co-worker and dear friend of mine to one of the farthest floors so that he could perform the "miracle." (Nagsama pa talaga... salbahe!)
So there they were, inside the comfort room far and away from "civilization." Charlie kept on babbling while inside the cubicle para raw hindi halata kung ano ang ginagawa niya. He even coaxed my friend to make him kuwento para naman daw malibang siya. A little later, someone went inside the comfort room to relieve himself. Charlie and my friend wanted to laugh, wondering if the guy would figure out what they were doing there.
After a few more minutes... success! Maparaan talaga 'tong si Charlie. Kulet!
Poo Tale 2: Oh, Really?
We were geared up for a backpack shoot early last week when Tori asked us to fetch him at his condo just near the office. Since it was really very near and we can't work without him, we drove over to the condo and texted him when we were already downstairs waiting.
He texted back, "Wait lang. Poo-poo lang ako."
We all laughed inside the van and waited. Napaka-candid talaga ni Tori, I thought.
20 minutes passed. No Tori appeared. We were already exchanging toilet jokes inside the van and speculating what could it be that is taking him so long to come down. A little bit later, he appeared, his girlfriend behind him, holding his hand. My segment producer and I looked at each other with mischievous smiles.
"Hindi naman poo-poo yun eh!" he told me. We laughed.
The next day, I was with Tori again for yet another shoot. I teased him about the whole poo-poo thing since we didn't get to do it the day before (we got stressed while shooting, but that's another story).
"Sabi mo pupoo-poo ka? Hindi naman poo-poo yun eh!" I said, quoting my SP.
He laughed, "Ibang poo-poo pala eh, noh?"
Haaayyy, Tori. Tori, Tori, Tori... kakaiba ka talaga!
Poo Tale 3: Preshness Guaranteed!
I was walking down the halls of our workplace one day when I heard a familiar "Hoy!" call me. I looked up and greeted my friend, Elvin. He invited me over to a dressing room so that we can talk for a while. However, a few minutes into our conversation, he felt that he was going to poo (hangover kaya? hehehe...) so he made paalam to me, and I said okay. Siyempre alangan namang sabihin kong hindi, noh!?
He made hirit pa na bantayan ko raw yung door ng dressing room kasi walang lock. I laughed, and said, sige... no one will know what deeds you are doing... just hurry up!
So there, while he was relieving himself, I chatted away with Elvin's friend and told her stories of our Subic trip. It didn't take long until Elvin came out and said, "Presh! Success!" Kalowks!
We all laughed.
Three poo stories. Heehee... did I make you feel icky? Sorry if I did... I'm just so amused of these three people I know. Napaka-candid nila kasi, given their stature in life and the kind of jobs they do, you wouldn't even think that they would blurt out things like that to you.
Oh well, as the great philosopher Ace Ventura (Pet Detective) once said, "It is the mucus that binds us." For this article though... "It is the poo that binds us."
Now THAT is icky.